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Man High on Mushrooms Sentenced for 'Stupidity'

LIVINGSTON, Mont. (AP) -- A 28-year-old Park County man who broke into a house while under the influence of mushrooms has been ordered to pay more than $10,000 in restitution and to spend the anniversary of the incident in jail each year for the next three years as a reminder of  …

Pot Delivery Man Robbed by Ninjas

WEST COVINA, Calif. (KABC) -- Police say a man who was delivering medical marijuana in West Covina reported being robbed by two men dressed as ninjas.

UPDATE: Woman Charged in "Fix-A-Flat" Butt Injections in Court

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY -- The woman accused of injecting people with toxic chemicals made another court appearance.

Man Ticketed After Cat Refuses to Jog

LAFAYETTE, Colo. (AP) - Police in Lafayette, Colo., have ticketed a man who is accused of tying his cat to a rock after the feline refused to go jogging.

Man Arrested, Had Marijuana Plants on Front Window Sill

PORT RICHEY — A vice and narcotics detective knocked on the door of 11214 Nome Ave. on Wednesday after receiving reports of drug activity in the area and saw something suspicious:

Woman Calls 911 to Report Being Lost in Woods & Needing Place to Pee

Hudson, Florida -- A woman needing help finding the bathroom is now facing numerous charges.

Valentine's Naked & Bound 'Role-Play' Lands Couple in Jail

PORTLAND, Ore. -- At least nine police cars responded to reports of a woman bound in duct tape and naked in a man's car, Tuesday, but the incident turned out to be a Valentine's role-play.

Woman Claims She Failed DUI Test Due to Her Large Breasts

JENSEN BEACH, Florida (CBS12) -- Police responding to a report of a reckless vehicle on Federal Highway were treated to a strip dance by a woman who claimed she couldn't perform DUI tests because of the size of her breasts.

Fight Over Dog Poop Ends in Arrest

Port Richey, Florida -- A fight that started over dog droppings ended with a Port Richey girl in handcuffs Sunday.

Woman Accused of Throwing Girlfriend's Pet Hamster 'Boobie' From 3rd Floor Balcony

DELRAY BEACH -- A Boynton Beach woman was arrested on Wednesday after she got into a fight with her girlfriend in her Delray Beach home, and threw the woman's pet hamster from a third-floor balcony, the Miami Herald reports.

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