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Valentine's Naked & Bound 'Role-Play' Lands Couple in Jail

Seeded on Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:34 AM EST (KTVB.com)

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PORTLAND, Ore. -- At least nine police cars responded to reports of a woman bound in duct tape and naked in a man's car, Tuesday, but the incident turned out to be a Valentine's role-play.

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Woman Claims She Failed DUI Test Due to Her Large Breasts

Seeded on Sat Feb 4, 2012 12:14 AM EST (wtsp)

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JENSEN BEACH, Florida (CBS12) -- Police responding to a report of a reckless vehicle on Federal Highway were treated to a strip dance by a woman who claimed she couldn't perform DUI tests because of the size of her breasts.

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Fight Over Dog Poop Ends in Arrest

Seeded on Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM EST (wtsp)

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Port Richey, Florida -- A fight that started over dog droppings ended with a Port Richey girl in handcuffs Sunday.

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Woman Accused of Throwing Girlfriend's Pet Hamster 'Boobie' From 3rd Floor Balcony

Seeded on Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:28 PM EST (St. Petersburg Times > Local News)

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DELRAY BEACH -- A Boynton Beach woman was arrested on Wednesday after she got into a fight with her girlfriend in her Delray Beach home, and threw the woman's pet hamster from a third-floor balcony, the Miami Herald reports.

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Inmate Comes Home From Jail to Find Burglar

Seeded on Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:25 AM EST (St. Petersburg Times > Local News)

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HOLIDAY — At first, on Wednesday, she helped herself to some craft supplies. And a knife. A purse. One hundred CDs.

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Brothers Arrested After "Bong Brawl"

Seeded on Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:48 AM EST (wtsp)

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JOHNSTOWN, Pa. -- Two western Pennsylvania brothers are charged with simple assault and marijuana possession charges after what police are calling a brawl over a broken bong.

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Good Samaritan Helping Baby Gator Arrested

Seeded on Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:02 AM EST (gainesville.com)

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CITRA – A foot-long alligator that looked "beat up" and "dehydrated" on the side of the road landed in a man's bathtub to be nursed back to health. The efforts of Good Samaritan Alexander Springer landed him in jail, however, charged with a second degree misdemeanor.

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Woman Arrested After Offering Sexual Favors for Chicken McNuggets

Seeded on Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM EST (wtsp)

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BURBANK, CA (CBS) - A woman was arrested last week for allegedly offering sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets, according to Burbank police.

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