Knoxville, TN (WBIR) -- A man faces charges after officials found him hiding naked in a storm drain on Tuesday morning.

 

A naked man was arrested driving the wrong way on U.S. 19 in Levy County, Gainesville.com reports.

 

Spring Hill, Florida -- A couple was arrested Monday, after they tried to steal sex jelly, a vibrating ring, an ovulation predictor and male erectile enhancement cream from a Spring Hill Walmart, deputies say.

DANVILLE, Iowa -- Sheriffs are fighting their way through the seedy underbelly of Danville, Iowa, taking aim at unregulated gambling in its most adorable form -- mouse racing.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Authorities say a Tampa Bay couple woke up to find a drunk intruder passed out on their couch -- next to a plate of food he apparently cooked for himself.

Spring Hill, FL -- A woman told deputies "hard times" led her to steal lip gloss, razors, cheese and Prilosec from a Publix in Spring Hill.

LAND O'LAKES — A man was arrested on charges of throwing a deadly missile after deputies said he hurled a Mountain Dew bottle at another driver in a road rage incident.

Brooksville, Florida -- A Hernando County man faces DUI charges after deputies say he got caught behind the wheel of a golf cart drunk.

SILVER SPRINGS SHORES, Fla. - Five suspects that allegedly tried to get high by snorting the ashes of two pets and a human after mistaking them for cocaine are behind bars for burglarizing a Marion County home, Click Orlando Reports.

Brooksville, Florida - A Hernando County man was arrested Saturday after deputies say he and his brother got into a fight over what music to play in their CD player.

ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. (CBS/AP) -- Hawkins County deputies investigating a meth lab found themselves confronted by four aggressive monkeys.

GAINESVILLE, Florida -- A University of Florida student is relieved to know deputies aren't searching for him...but he's still in shock that the Polk County Sheriff's Office erroneously released his photo in connection to a September murder.

Lakeland, Florida - Polk deputies say a Lakeland man was arrested after shining a laser from the ground to the Sheriff Department's helicopter, causing the pilot and night vision equipment to become inoperable.

A south Georgia man accused of having sex with a dog remained in jail Sunday night, five days after his arrest, a sheriff's office spokesman told the AJC.

Despite being arrested, a Bradenton man thanked deputies for finding a bong he had lost seven years earlier, Bradenton.com reports.

BRADENTON, Fla. - When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.

You would think that asking a police officier to take off his shoes when he came to your door would be a duh thing. As if he/she would bend over and unlace his shoes and walk barefoot into your home. This from an attorney?

We suspect a lot of women have wanted to do this. After spending several hours searching for her husband, a 33-year-old Destin woman found him at a strip club called the Green Frog, theDESTINlog.com reports.

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - "You are going to stay on the line with me, because I really want to get this on the record."

SPRING HILL --
A 20-year-old Hernando County man has been charged with battery after deputies say he threw a cookie at his sister.

Alexander M. Lemke, of Palm Harbor, must have had a wild case of midnight munchies.

Danny Noel Riggs, 42, owns Tip Toe Tanning in Fort Walton Beach.

(CNN) -- If you think you've heard it all, follow this tale of a hungry black bear who went for a ride, literally.

GIFFORD, Fla. - Indian River County deputies charged David Lee Martin, 62, with attempted murder after they said he shot a coworker in the face with a shotgun about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday at Community Auto Recycler's Salvagers, 4845 45th St.

HOLIDAY, Fla. - Jacqueline Moore told deputies she does not smoke marijuana. She is not a "druggie," according to a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report.

An 18-year-old Bradenton man is under arrest after a homeowner said he broke into his home and tried to steal beer.

Spring Hill, Florida - A man was arrested Saturday after allegedly trying to steal $129.77 in sushi and deli meats from a Spring Hill Publix.

SPRING HILL, Fla. - A 46-year-old man was arrested for allegedly threatening his son with a Samurai sword and biting him during an argument.

BROOKSVILLE -- A Brooksville man was arrested Monday after deputies said he shot a pig on his property.